>The Husband Store
>A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells
> Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow >the
>instructions at the entrance:-
> “You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value
> of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
> item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
> floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>
>
> On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
> jobs.
>
>
>
> The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
>
>
> The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
> are extremely good looking.
>
>
>
> “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>
>
> She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
>
>
>
> “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
>
>
>
> Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
> Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
> to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
>
>
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives
> store just across the street.
>
>
>
> The
> 1st floor has wives that love sex.
>
>
>
> The
> 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
>
>
>
> The
> 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!
____________
Be Well and Laugh Often… Yea!!!
No comments yet.