Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: airport, flight, funny, hilarious, jokes, minister, mother, pastor, plane, preacher, priest, woman
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course. What may I do for you?”
“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”
“I would love to help you dear but I must warn you: I will not lie.”
“With your honest face, Father no one will question you.”
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked : “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”
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Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
“Please, Your Honor, I’d like to be excused from jury duty,” pleaded an
anxious-looking man.
“Why should I excuse you?” asked the judge.
“You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he’s leaving in a few hours for a post
abroad.
He’ll be there for years and I want to catch him before he leaves,
for it may be my last chance to repay him.”
“Excused,” stated the judge coldly. “We don’t want anyone on the jury who can
lie like that.”
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Be Well and Laugh Often… Yea!!!
Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush.
He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, “Why do you want one of those, son, you’re not handicapped.” The boy replied, “I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved.”
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“U Don’t Stop Laughing Cause U Grow Old, U Grow Old Because U Stop Laughing!”
Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, boss, dictionary, duty, employee, employer, era, eyes, funny, history, humor, information, insurance, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, manager, period, sea, short, smiles, supervisor, task, time, words, work
“Hello, Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”
“Would you spell that, please?”
“Certainly. C as in sea. A as in aye. S as in sea. E as in eye. W as in why. A
as in are. Y as in you.”
“Just a minute, sir. I’ll connect you with my supervisor.”
Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: army, christmas, church, Easter, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, military, minister, pastor, preacher, priest, secret, sermon, service, short, smiles, soldier, troops
One day my friend was in front of me coming out of church and the pastor was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
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Sep 21 2008
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Tags: child, family, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, mother, parent, short, smiles, suit, voice
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”
Sep 21 2008