An American who was seated next to a Jamaican on Air Jamaica turned to
the Jamaican and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The Jamaican, who had just turned on some reggae on his
walkman, turned it down, and said to the American, “Wha yu like fe
discuss, sah?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger thinking that he would stump
the Jamaican, he said, “Nuclear power?”
“Aaaright,” said the Jamaican. “dat could be one in-tresting topic.
But mek me ask yu one question fus”.
“Go ahead ” , said the American.
“A donkey, a cow an deer all eat grass, rite?
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow tun out flat patties,
an donkey produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
“Jeez,” said the stranger. “I have no idea.”
“Well, den,” said the Jamaican, “How de rass is it dat yu feel
qualified fe discuss nuclear power wen yu don’t even know shiit?”
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