A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do
they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
..
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all more or less the same as the German hell.
..
Then he comes to the Jamaican hell and finds that
there is a very long line of people waiting to get
in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?” He is told
“First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Jamaican devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day.”
..
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells
- why are there so many people waiting to get in?” he
asked. “Because there is never any electricity
therefore the electric chair does not work, someone
tief all the nails so there’s none to lay you on, and
the devil used to work for government so he comes in,
signs the attendance register and then goes back
home.
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