Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, computer, day, earth, elderly, era, fax, fish, fishing, funny, global, globe, hilarious, history, home, humor, internet, jokes, journey, language, laughter, leisure, letter, man, Mathematics, online, pencil, period, phone, printer, seniors, smiles, tool, tools, universe, woman, words
1. Anywhere you hang your @ is home.
2. The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.
3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
5. Great groups from little icons grow.
6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
7. C: is the root of all directories.
8. Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
10. The modem is the message.
11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
13. A chat has nine lives.
14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.
15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
16. What boots up must come down.
17. Windows will never cease.
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, church, class, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, Little Johnny, minister, pastor, preacher, priest, school, sermon, service, short, smiles, Sunday, teacher
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?”
Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!”
The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.
The principal replies, “I know Little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them; if Little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth.”
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: accident, age, car, couple, funny, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, short, smiles, spouse, traffic, vehicle, wife
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”
Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bird, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, parrot, smiles, woman
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, she was incredibly ticked now.
The next day she saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: doctor, dog, funny, hilarious, hospital, humor, jokes, laughter, smiles, surgery
TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY. Can you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.
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10. Whoops! Somebody grab that … we may need to put it back in later.
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9. Spike! Spike! Come back with that! Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!
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8. Is that supposed to be there? The book said it should be on the other side.
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7. Sterile, schmerile.
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6. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
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Sep 22 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: butt, dinner, fool, funny, home, House, humor, idiot, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, man, rectum, sex, sleep, smiles, woman, words
A Jamaican man comes home from a tough day of work looking to chill. After a relaxing dinner with his sweetheart, they went to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to sleep. The man called over to his sweetheart, “Babes U want come rest with I.” So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the boyfriend. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The boyfriend with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little pumpkin fall on her sweet little ass?”
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Sep 22 2008