MY LITTLE “PUMPKIN”

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A Jamaican man comes home from a tough day of work looking to chill. After a relaxing dinner with his sweetheart, they went to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to sleep. The man called over to his sweetheart, “Babes U want come rest with I.” So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the boyfriend. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The boyfriend with a concerned look on his face says, “Oh, did my little pumpkin fall on her sweet little ass?”

The woman gets up and enters the man’s bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the woman rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The Jamaican man looks over his shoulder at his sweetheart lying on the floor and says, “Clumsy idiot.”

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