Net Miles Of Smiles

Fifteen minutes into the flight from delhi to kolkata, the captain announced, ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, one more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry. We can fly just fine on two engines.

An hour later the captain announced, one more engine has failed and our arrival will be

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As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat.

Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag.

When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me.

One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse.

“We’re required to inventory lost wallets and purses,” he explained. “I think you’ll find everything there.”

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A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and holding his car keys in his hands. He’s moaning something about ‘They took my car!’. Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the man.

“What are your car keys doing out?”

“My car, it was right on the end of my key, and those ba**ards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God, it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it and it was right here; right on my key!

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Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”

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There are angels among us,
one for me and one for you.
God sent them to watch over us,
our whole lives through.

~*~

I knew that when I met you,
I saw a certain spark.
you appeared before me,
when the world seemed so dark.

~*~

God must have had me in mind
when he gave me a friend like you.
He knew I would need advice,
and a helping hand or two;

~*~

Someone to pick me up,
when I stumble and fall,
when the world seems so horrible
and not worth living at all.

~*~

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Just in case you didn’t get this already, I’m sending it your way!

Now this is something I have no problem in passing as I stand by everything that is being said here! Everything! This country is riding the coaster to nowhere, going straight downhill, because too many good people cower in silence, scare to give their own opinion of what they know is right, while a small minority of individuals tear this country down with their sick demonic ways. I could be wrong, but I think God will judge those who stand around with their hands in their pockets and their lips sealed while innocent kids and the like sink into the pits of hell on earth.

What say you? It’s okay, I won’t tell! (smile)

I have verified this to be a TRUE Story!

~ Bill

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THIS PASTOR HAS GUTS

It seems prayer still upsets some people. Please read….

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When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the

Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but

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