>> For several years, a man was having an affair with an
>>Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was
>>pregnant.
>> Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he would
>>pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly
>>have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
>>also provide child support until the child turned 18.
>> She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
>>born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post
>>card, and write “Spaghetti” on the back. He would then arrange for
>>the child support payments to begin.
>> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his
>>confused wife.”Honey,” she said, “you received a very strange post
>>card today.” “Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,” he
>>said.
>> The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card,
>>turned white,and fainted.
>>
>>
>> On the card was written:
>> “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
>>Three with meatballs, two without.
>>
>> Send extra sauce!!!!
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