Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: hope, optimism, positivity, power, push, quotes, smiles, today, world
Few things in the world are more powerful than a
positive push - a smile. A word of optimism and
hope, a ‘you can do it!’ when things are tough.
- Richard De Vos
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bank, bliss, computer, couple, food, friends, funny, God, happiness, hilarious, home, humor, husband, internet, job, jokes, joy, laughter, lesson, Lord, love, man, money, prayer, quotes, smiles, spouse, wife, wisdom, wish, woman, work
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, beer, champagne, child, couple, drunk, father-in-law, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, man, mother-in-law, parents, rum, sex, son-in-law, spouse, tequila, vibrator, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, woman
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER’S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A
STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.
OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL
WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: “WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?”
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: “MOM, I’M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I’LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO
AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.”
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, bride, car, companion, couple, elderly, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, kisses, laughter, man, marriage, mother, mother-in-law, parent, partner, quotes, seniors, smiles, spouse, wedding, wife, woman
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed into the car for the first time with his new bride.
He asked, “Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?”
“Yes,” she cooed, kissing him lightly, “She told me everything.”
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, church, elderly, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, minister, pastor, preacher, priest, seniors, sermon, smiles
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to
synagogue.
Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful
attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so
the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at
services anymore?”The old man lowered his voice. “I’ll tell you, Rabbi,” he
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Sep 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: child, friends, funny, hilarious, home, humor, jokes, laughter, life, mother, neighbor, parent, prayer, psalm, school, smiles, woman
Timmy was a little five year old boy that his Mom
loved very much and, being a worrier, she was
concerned about him walking to school when he
started Kindergarten. She walked him to school for
a couple of days but when he came home one day,
he told his mother that he did not want her walking
him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the “big
boys.”
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Sep 30 2008