Is Your Town Haunted‏?

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This is pretty cool - there’s a lot in Asheville, of course. -Click on your state then check scroll through the towns listed.

Is your town Haunted??????

This is pretty neat. JUST CLICK ON YOUR STATE!!!
 

Alabama       Louisiana            Ohio   

Alaska
          Mai ne                 Oklahoma    
Arizona
        Maryland             Oregon   
Arkansas
      Massachusetts    Pennsylvania   
California
     Michigan             Rhode Island   
Colorado
      Minnesota          South Carolina   

Connecticut   Mississippi
          South Dakota
Delaware
     Missouri             Tennessee  & nbsp;

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The Sick Blonde…

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A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city.
Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?”
“Not really,” the blonde replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train.” Read More

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THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS!

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A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack”.
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”.
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”.
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?”

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THE TALKING PARROTS

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A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”


“What do they say?” the priest inquired.


“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
“That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.”
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Why Pumpkins are better than Men

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1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

5. If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

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Halloween Jokes

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Q - What is a vampire’s least favorite meal?
A - Stake !!

Q - What do vampires enjoy most about baseball?
A - The bats (and the double-headers)

Q - What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A - Ultra-Bite.

Q - What does a monster wear when it rains?
A - His ghoul-oshes.

Q - How did the monster predict his future?
A - With a horror-scope.

 

Q - What did the monster do when he lost his hand?
A - He went to a second hand store.

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