Posted: under Advice & Tips.
Tags: beauty, body, energy, exercise, heart, life, mind, power, quotes, relaxation, sensation, soul, source, sunshine, thought, warmth, world
THINK ON THESE THINGS
Power, Beauty, And Warmth
Keeping The Sun Inside
Anyone who has endured a long, dark winter can attest to the power the sun has to both invigorate and relax body, mind, and soul. It can be daunting to begin the months of fall and winter, knowing that we may not see as much of the beautiful sun for quite some time. But it is important to remember that even during the darker days of fall and winter, the sun is still there shining, as beautiful as ever. Just because it is hidden behind clouds or setting early in our part of the world, does not mean that we cannot access its power, beauty, and warmth.
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Oct 01 2008
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: beauty, life, quotes, reflection, today
“We turn outward, attracted by the beauty we see in created things without
realizing that they are only a reflection of the real beauty. And the real
beauty is within us.” — Ernesto Cardenal
Oct 01 2008
Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, fun, gift, God, happiness, heart, hug, Jesus, joy, life, love, promise, season, smiles, soul, thankfulness
A smile is a gift that warms the heart!!
A hug does wonders for the soul!!
Life goes by quickly. So, do what you can today, as you
can never be sure whether this is your winter or not!
You have no promise that you will see all the seasons
of your life…so, live for God today and say and do all the things
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Oct 01 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: , accident, car, check, children, computer, control, couple, duty, exercise, fashion, feeling, funds, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, insurance, internet, job, jokes, labor, laughter, life, lifestyle, money, mouse, music, neighbor, online, partner, sleep, smiles, sound, spouse, style, task, tool, tools, vehicle, wealth, wife, work
If you messed up your life, you could press “Alt, Ctrl, Delete”
and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you needed a break from life, click on “suspend”.
Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To “add/remove” someone in your life, click settings and control
panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on “find”.
“Help” with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn’t need auto insurance. You’d use your boot diskette to
recover from a crash.
We could click on “send” and the kids would go to bed immediately.
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Oct 01 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, wife
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
“Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this beard, I couldn’t possibly do it. She would kill me!”
“Oh, please?” the girlfriend asked again in a really seductive voice.
“Really, I can’t,” he replied. “My wife loves this beard!”
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and he finally gave in.
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Oct 01 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: care, check, child, courage, dad, drugs, elderly, father, father-in-law, funds, funny, granny, growth, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, Mathematics, medication, medicine, money, morning, mother, mother-in-law, penis, pharmacist, pharmacy, sex, sleep, smiles, strength, viagra
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, ‘I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.’
‘How much?’ asked Grandpa.
‘$10.00 a pill,’ Answered the son.
‘I don’t care,’ said Grandpa, ‘I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.’
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Oct 01 2008