THE HAIRCUT (SAUCEE)‏

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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I
cannot accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased
and leaves the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next
morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and
leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up
there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when

he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot
accept money from you.
I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very
happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up,
there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country and the members
of our Congress.

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Vote carefully this year.

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