If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you’re getting broader
But your shrinking in your height
…
If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what you’re doing
Before you’ve gone too far
…
If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight
…
If you’re not breaking hearts
You’re breaking wind instead
When you’d sooner stay at home
And watch TV in bed
…
Then my friend I say to you
You’ve finally reached the stage
That is what is called
The golden years of age
Author Unknown
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