Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: child, couple, dinner, fish, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, man, minister, money, pastor, preacher, priest, spouse, wife, woman
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.”
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, “I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish.”
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, “Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that.”
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, class, funny hilarious, jokes, school, short, student, Sunday, teacher, woman
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: army, military, soldier, time, wife, woman
My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock.
One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The
person who answered told her to call me at the extension in
the band rehearsal hall.
“He can be reached at 4700, Ma’am,” the soldier advised.
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: computer, funny, hilarious, jokes, minister, pastor, phone, preacher, time
During “children’s time” in the worship service, the kids
came forward and the pastor, wanting to teach about
prayer, asked, “How can we talk with God?”
The pastor produced paper and envelope and said,
“Maybe we can write God a letter. Does anyone know
God’s address?”
The group said no.
Then the pastor pulled out his cell phone and said, “Maybe
we can telephone God. Does anyone know God’s phone
number?”
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: age, aid, arm, arms, baby, bliss, check, cheer, child, dad, decision, duty, energy, era, excitement, exercise, eyes, father, funny, game, girl, granny, hand, hands, happiness, history, home, House, humor, job, jokes, joy, labor, language, laughter, mother, mother-in-law, parents, period, play, short, smiles, sound, task, television, time, voice, woman, words, work, youth
With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge
of our three energetic youngsters.
When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone
watching TV.
I went to check on the children and found them in our narrow
hallway. By bracing their arms and legs against the walls,
two of them had climbed up to the ceiling.
“The babysitter taught us how,” they said gleefully.
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Oct 11 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, jokes, nurse, short, woman
Whenever my aunt went to the doctor, she would complain
to me about the long delay she always endured.
One day, when my aunt’s name was finally called, she was
asked to step on the scale. “I need to get your weight today,”
said the nurse.
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Oct 11 2008