WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don’t have enough time)
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WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
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WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)
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WHY DON’T WOMEN HAVE MEN’S BRAINS?
(because they don’t have penises to put them in)
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WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they’re intended for children, but men usually play with them)
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WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)
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WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties)
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WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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