Net Miles Of Smiles

Deedo the well known Drug Kingpin had a teenage son to whom he gave a brand new Honda Accord. After six months of driving the car he went to his father.
Deedo’s son:”Dad I man realise u step up in life, therefore, I man want a Bimma instead of this piece of shiiiit”.
Deedo :”Son can your dick touch your ass”.
Deedo’s son:”No”
Deedo :”Then move out of my face”
Six months later he went back.

Deedo’s son:”I and I need a Bimma,I can’t flex like this”
Deedo :”Son can your dick touch your ass”.
Deedo’s son:”No”
Deedo :”Then move out of my face”
Nine months later he went back.
Deedo’s son:”I want that Bimma dad”
Deedo :”Son can your dick touch your ass”.
Deedo’s son:”Yes dad. I man measure it up to this morning”
Deedo :”Then go f#@k yourself”