>>>>>> You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
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>>>>>> 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your
>>>>>> Balance and fall over.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 6. People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,”
>>>>>> And you’re not wearing a mask.
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>>>>>>
>>>>>> 5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or ”
>>>>>> And can’t remember the rest.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining
>>>>>> orders.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge
>>>>>> your hairpiece.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a
>>>>>> walker.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or
>>>>>> Treating…
>>>>>> *
>>>>>> *
>>>>>> *
>>>>>> 1. You keep having to go home to pee.
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
“U Don’t Stop Laughing Cause U Grow Old, U Grow Old Because U Stop Laughing!”
>>>>>>
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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