Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: bird, blonde, dumb, fool, funny, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, man, smiles, woman
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking’ so sad.
Liz, “Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay…but you look so sad. Why??”
Sally, “Cause I just can’t get a man.”
Liz, “Well, you sure won’t find one in the middle of the woods.”
Sally, “Don’t be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods ’cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn’t find it.”
Liz, “I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anxiety, coach, depression, doctor, emotional, exam, eyes, funny, game, hand, health, humor, jokes, laughter, man, patient, Professor, short, smiles, sports, stress, teacher, test, time
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture
on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she
asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who
walks back and forth screaming at the top of his
lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
uncontrollably the next?”
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, elderly, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, wife, woman
A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to
the point - he really never said too much.
One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of cosmetics
knocked on his door and asked to see his wife. The man told
her that his wife wasn’t home.
“Well,” replied the saleswoman, “could I please wait for her?”
The man directed her to the front room and left her there for
more than three hours.
The saleswoman was getting really worried, so she called
out to the man in the other room and asked, “May I know
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under LOVE Poetry.
Tags: beauty, feeling, friends, inspiration, love, serenity
If I could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you,
And share with you its beauty
On the days you’re feeling blue.
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If I could build a mountain
You could call your very own,
A place to find serenity,
A place to be alone.
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If I could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea,
But all these things I’m feeling
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under LOVE Poetry.
Tags: eyes, forgiveness, friends, inspiration, joy, life, light, love, prayer
And now, it is too late to say how you make
my life so different in your quiet way?
I can see the joy in simple things;
a sunlite sky and all the songs we used to sing.
I have walked and I have prayed.
~*~
I could forgive and we could start over again…
In the end, you are my one true friend.
For all the times you closed your eyes,
allowing me to stumble
or to be surprised by life with all
it’s twists and turns.
~*~
I’ve made mistakes; you always knew I would,
And when I left it’s you who stayed behind.
In the end you are my one true friend.
Though love may break, it never dies,
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Friendship Poetry.
Tags: beauty, friends, friendship, gift, grace, happiness, heart, inspiration, joy, laughter, life, love, spirit, thought, touch, treasure, world
Remembering is the heart’s own way
Of holding loved ones close
And keeping us in constant touch
With those who mean the most.
Remembering is the heart’s own way
Of sending loving thoughts today!
A friend is someone we turn to
When our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
For true friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone we laugh with
Over little personal things,
A friend is someone we’re serious with
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Oct 16 2008