Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: adventure, blessings, bliss, boss, career, cemetery, children, day, depression, earth, employee, employer, family, favor, friends, friendship, ghost, growth, hands, happiness, heart, history, inspiration, job, journey, joy, life, love, man, manager, mother, mother-in-law, others, parents, road, stress, task, time, travel, trip, universe, woman, work, world, youth
Time passes.
Life happens.
Distance separates.
Children grow up.
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Jobs come and go.
Love waxes and wanes.
Men don’t do what they’re supposed to do.
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Hearts break.
Parents die.
Colleagues forget favors.
Careers end.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: art, baby, bird, blonde, body, butt, control, cure, dictionary, dumb, eagle, eagles, exam, flight, fool, friends, friendship, funny, hair, health, home, House, humor, idiot, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, medical, medication, medicine, menopause, moon, moron, penis, period, planet, plant, private, pussy, quiz, rabbit, rectum, sex, sky, smiles, stupid, television, test, testicles, tool, tools, truth, vagina, weather, woman, words
The Official Blonde Sex Quiz
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TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in “Gunsmoke”.
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: campaign, election, supporters, victory, volunteers, wife
My wife Jill is an extraordinary woman.
Jill’s passion has always been education, and even during the campaign she’s been teaching class during the week and joining me on the trail on the weekends. But this week, she also found some time to go to campaign headquarters and call voters in crucial battleground states.
Jill has always had a great time talking to potential supporters, and I’m sure her calls brought Barack and me a few votes closer to victory.
Can you do the same?
Join her and tens of thousands of volunteers across the country by making calls from your own home:
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: encouragement, information, inspiration, journey, life
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All stories copyright 2008 Bob Perks
Today’s message:
“I know, squat!”
By Bob Perks
I have a rule about bugs, insects. I will never kill
one outside. Or at least I will make every effort
not to. In my house is another story. Well, I have
been known to save the life of a bee many times.
Spiders, too. For the most part.
After my encounter yesterday, I have a new respect
for them.
I watch the world around me with a magnifying glass.
No I don’t actually use one, but I look closer than
most people.
Posted: under LOVE Poetry.
Tags: blessings, care, God, guidance, Lord, love, prayer, promise, protection, truth
I asked the Lord to bless you
As I prayed for you today,
To guide you and protect you
As you go along your way…
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His love is always with you
His promises are true,
And when we give Him all our cares
You know He will see us through.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under "DEVOTIONAL for DIETERS".
Tags: comfort, dieter, God, goodness, gratitude, inspiration, Jesus
Mark 10:49-50
And Jesus stood still, and commanded him to be called. And they call the blind man, saying unto him, ‘Be of good comfort, rise; he calleth thee.’ And he, casting away his garment, rose, and came to Jesus.
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Kate was so thankful. God had truly blessed her. She had been on the verge of collapse, and the doctor told her that her weight had to go. Reluctantly, she had started to diet, not expecting any great results. She prayed for God to help her, because she felt so weak. When the doctor gave her a clean bill
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Oct 18 2008