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You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- You get winded from knocking on the door.
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
- People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
- You’re the only Dragon Ball Z character in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
- You ask to use the washroom every two houses.
- You lose your teeth bobbing for apples at Halloween parties.
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