Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cemetery, devil, elderly, funny, ghost, halloween, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, party, satan, seniors, smiles, soul, tool, tools
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: action, age, anger, attitude, behavior, body, companion, control, couple, dinner, duty, era, eyes, food, force, funny, halloween, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, hunger, hungry, husband, job, jokes, labor, laughter, listening, lunch, man, meal, meat, moment, moon, movement, noise, office, partner, period, sandwich, smiles, snack, snacks, sound, spouse, task, time, treats, voice, wife, wolf, woman, work
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks.
“Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.
“Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks nicely.
“Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not hungry! I don’t wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cab, car, elderly, funny, halloween, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, marriage, nun, party, seniors, smiles, taxi, traffic, woman
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers: “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” He responds,
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic.”
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Nasty and Rude Jokes.
Tags: age, blonde, child, color, colors, companion, couple, era, eyes, funny, halloween, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, man, partner, smiles, spouse, time, treats, trick, voice, wife, woman, words
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blonde curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.”
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: baby, food, funny, heart, hilarious, home, humor, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, money, penis, short, smiles, woman
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Advice & Tips.
Tags: action, advice, aim, behavior, bliss, cheerfulness, day, difference, earth, example, family, friends, goal, happiness, heart, inspiration, job, joy, kindness, laughter, life, love, man, motto, neighbor, others, role model, smiles, soul, spirit, task, tips, touch, universe, woman, work, world
EVERYONE NEEDS A SMILE!!!
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“Infect the whole world with your SMILE one person at a time !”
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AS I LIVE EACH DAY,
MAY I DO MY PART!
TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND
TOUCH ONE HEART.
EACH DAY IT IS MY GOAL,
TO BRING SMILES & LAUGHTER
INTO A SOUL!
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Oct 31 2008