Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, bride, check, cold, direction, dumb, eyes, flight, food, fool, funds, funny, granny, humor, ice, idiot, instructions, jokes, laughter, man, meal, meat, money, moron, mother, mother-in-law, plane, smiles, snow, stupid, ticket, turkey, winter, woman
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him!” “Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”
“No, mother,” the young woman laments. “I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.”
“Well, that is being miserly,” the mother agreed, “Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”
“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.”
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: campaign, election, life, link, politics, supporters, voters
McCain or Obama?
A round-up of endorsements from American papers
—Compiled by MSN editors
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: costume, couple, funny, halloween, hilarious, husband, jokes, party, wife
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
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Oct 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, link, politics, video
Funny, but Scary as I identified with too many of these characters! LoL
I Approve this Message, sort of, Have a Great Day! 
You might remember the original Budweiser “Wassup!” commercial series (“True…”):
Original Budweiser “Wassup” commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W16qzZ7J5YQ
Some clever folks have updated it for the times (2008), and a little political twist.
I think it’s funny…
“Wassup” 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8Uc5BFogE
HAPPY 
HALLOWEEN!!!
Oct 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, costume, elderly, era, eyes, funny, halloween, hilarious, home, House, humor, jokes, laughter, legs, lips, memory, neighbor, neighborhood, party, seniors, sign, smiles, sugar, teeth, time, treats, trick
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- You get winded from knocking on the door.
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
- People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
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Oct 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bat, blossoms, cat, eyes, funny, goblin, halloween, hilarious, home, House, humor, ingredients, jokes, lake, laughter, pond, rivers, season, smiles, time, water
(You may find some of these ingredients hard to come by. Even the best-supplied kitchens occasionally run short of hawk toenails. And grubs and maggots are at times out of season. We’ve thought of some substitutions that may yield acceptable results. They’re in parentheses.)* 1 1/4 pound ground goblin gizzards (ground beef, 15% fat)
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* 1 medium eye of Cyclops (onion)
* 1 15-ounce can soft-shelled beetles, drained–beetle juice is to be avoided (kidney beans)
* 1 28-ounce can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
* 1/8 teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
* 1/4 teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
* 1 dash Red-tailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
* 2 teaspoon ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
* 1 teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
Oct 30 2008