Name The States

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An old pastor made it a practice to visit the parish school

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one day a week.

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He walked into the 4th grade class,
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where the children were studying the states, and asked

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them how many states they could name.

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They could only come
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up with about 40 names.
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Inconvenient Family‏

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Hello, my Friend!
Well here we go again.  The Holidays and
everything that goes with it.  Moans, groans

and sometimes family.
I realize that so many of you, my “friends I’ve
never met,” are from all around the world and
have your own special family gatherings different
than our American Thanksgiving.
Please know that you will still be a part of it.  You
are among the great things I am forever thankful
for and I promise to remember you in prayer.

Love always and all ways,
Bob, Marianne, Ricky, Lucy and Phil

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Perks Pearl of Wisdom
“Love everlasting is not romantic love
but begins in the thread that holds family
together.”
Bob Perks
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The I.D. Pun Tragedy

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I was somewhere in the South, driving a little over the speed limit, when a police officer pulled me over.  A big, burly trooper who looked like Sheriff Buford T. Justice from the Smokey and the Bandit movies approached my window and

asked, “You got any I.D.?”

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I Don’t Want to Go

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Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received aThanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to
church.

Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing:

“The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and
fathers.” 

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Saying Thanks …..‏Each and Every day!

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Contributor:  Bill 

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Wishing You  & Yours a Blessed, Safe and Happy Thanksgiving this Season.

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As you may have noticed, things are Changing and not necessarily for the Better at present. It may be a while before things get better. As it is written, when we ignore the lessons of history/past, we are likely to repeat it, as we have. 

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For those who choose to do so, please Pray, or continue to Pray for a quick economic recovery for our Nation, especially those without jobs. As soon some will eventually use crime as a means to an end to survive during hard times. I Pray you and yours be Covered by God’s hand. 

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Let Us pray for the OFFICE of the Presidency, as it is the OFFICE that encompasses all the decision makers who will help the President to choose. Let Us Pray that choice will be in the Best Interest of the Country.

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Beware of Dog

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Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a

sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass

door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep

on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are

supposed to beware of?”

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