Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: America, attitude, behavior, butt, ceremony, culture, custom, dialect, Easter, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, morning, patois, politics, president, rain, respect, rhyme, smiles, supporter, time, vernacular, voter, water, White House, winner, words
Good Morning My JAMAICAN VOTERS in the WONDERFUL
U. S. Of A.!!!
After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of JAMAICAN VOTERS who may not know how to conduct themselves!!
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I (Althea Fennell) have developed a Top TEN list of behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
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Nov 01 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, Chinese, happiness, man, time, woman
The Hour Has Come
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Happy people never count hours as they pass.
~Chinese Proverb~
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Don’t forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight
if you are in the U.S.
Nov 01 2008
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: Christ, glory, God, heavenly, inspiration, Jesus, Lord, love, prayer, riches
Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries. She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store. Visualizing the family needs, she said: “Please, Sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.” John told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.
Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer man that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.
The grocer man said in a very reluctant voice, “Do you have a grocery list?”
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Nov 01 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: heart, imagination, inspiration, video, world
Must See Video!!….Inspiring!!!!!!!
HEART WARMING!!!!!!!
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This is very moving. It is almost frightening the extent to which this man
has captured the world’s imagination. We must all pray that God will bless
and guide him.
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THE WORLD FOR OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://blip.tv/file/1338283
Nov 01 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: age, bank, beauty, blonde, breakfast, check, cheer, coffee, companion, couple, day, duty, eggs, era, family, fashion, fish, fishing, food, fool, fruit, fruits, funds, funny, gift, hand, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, idiot, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, letter, meat, money, moron, neighborhood, partner, passion, path, period, present, road, sex, sleep, smiles, spouse, stupid, style, surprise, task, time, travel, weather, wife, words, work
> It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail
> through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
>
> When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole
> family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift
> envelope.
>
> At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
>
> The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing
lures.
>
> At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations,
> farewells, cards, and gifts.
>
> At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde
> in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him
> through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to
> the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.
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Nov 01 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: campaign, fact, family, healthcare, life, misleading, politics, tax, vote
FACTCHECK.ORG
The Whoppers of 2008—The Sequel
The final five weeks of this looooong campaign produced some fresh outlandish charges, as well as some old ones reprised.
By Viveca Novak | factcheck.org
Oct 31, 2008 | Updated: 3:33 p.m. ET Oct 31, 2008
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Nov 01 2008