Net Miles Of Smiles

After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of JAMAICAN VOTERS who may not know how to conduct themselves!!

To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I (Althea Fennell) have developed a Top TEN list of behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:

10. NO need to kill a goat and set up an OBAMA Drum Pan Stand!!

9.     NO renaming of Ackee and Saltfish plate to Obama and Biden!!

8.     NO made up losing rhymes! (Rain a fall, breeze a blow, mek McCain box side stay out-a-doe)

7.     NO selling of Manish Water in cups with Obama’s face on the side!!

6.     NO acting like you knew Obama was going to win!  (Mi nu tell uno say ‘im a go win… Mi nu did tell you!!)

5.     NO Palin name calling!! (That Ol’ Diby, Diby gal)

4.     NO use of the word RASS!  (Obama win to rass)

3.     NO “SET-UP” night for McCain/Palin supporters!

2. NO need to bake an Easter Bun on November the 5^th for Obama’s winning!!!  

AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE…… Mi a beg uno - do….

1.      NO spliff burning/Ganja smoking in crowd at the inaugural ceremony!!

(And NO duchie passing on the left hand side around the water cooler!!)

Respect Due!

Tia

It’s funny no matter whom you vote for….  Now just PLEASE GO VOTE!

FYI: someone asked me to send this to you!