Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: bank, blessings, Christ, encouragement, family, friends, God, gratitude, heart, home, hugs, inspiration, Jesus, Lord, love, man, money, neighbor, others, patience, praises, prayer, smiles, spirit, thankfulness, touch, woman, word, world
1. If you own a Bible, you are abundantly blessed - about 1/3 of the world does not have access to one.
2. If you wake up each morning with more health than illness, you are blessed to rise and shine, to live and to serve in a new day.
3. If you have anyone on the planet, just one person that loves you and listens to you; count this a blessing.
4. If you can freely attend a church meeting without fear, then you are more blessed than over 1/3 of the world.
5. If you have a yearning in your heart to parent a child, you are blessed because you still desire what you cannot see.
6. If you pray today or any day, you are blessed because you believe in God’s willingness to hear your prayer.
7. If you pray for someone else, you are blessed because you want to help others also.
8. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep; all at the same time; you are rich in this world.
9. If you have a brother or sister in Christ that will pray with you and for you, you benefit from a spiritual unity, bond, and agreement, which the gates of hell cannot stand against.
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Nov 02 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: belief, Christ, determination, duty, encouragement, faith, family, friends, friendship, God, inspiration, insurance, Jesus, job, journey, King, labor, life, light, Lord, perseverance, Savior, success, task, travel, trust, vehicle, work
There is a CURVE called FAILURE,
A LOOP called CONFUSION,
SPEED BUMPS called FRIENDS,
RED LIGHTS called ENEMIES,
CAUTION LIGHTS called FAMILY,
And, you will have FLATS called JOBS.
BUT . . .
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Nov 02 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: butt, child, cop, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, officer, patrolman, policeman, rectum, sheriff, short, smiles
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
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Nov 02 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, attention, cat, exercise, eyes, fish, fishing, focus, food, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, lake, laughter, lovemaking, man, Mathematics, moment, moral, ocean, penis, perception, pond, pool, pussy, rain, rivers, sandwich, sea, sex, smiles, spring, stream, thought, vision, water
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.” Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, ” if that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and i’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and i’ll shoot the bear.”
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Nov 02 2008