Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, bank, children, couple, elderly, fart, funny, golf, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, money, restaurant, seniors, smiles, spouse, wife, woman
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back…
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn’t say a word…
he knew better. Read More
Nov 06 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: couple, funny, husband, jokes, short, smiles, wife, wishes
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
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Nov 06 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: dog, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, short, smiles
A man was sitting near a dog. Another man appeared there and asked the first man Does your dog bites?
Man: No
The second man sits and the dog bites him!
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Nov 06 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bishop, cemetery, church, doctor, funeral, funny, ghost, gynecologist, heart, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, minister, obituary, pastor, physician, pope, preacher, priest, reverend, sermon, smiles, specialist, surgeon, woman
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.
When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”
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Nov 06 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: Africa, America, cheer, election, family, friends, president, victory
Obama’s Kenyan relatives cheer his victory
Police tighten security to prevent hordes of media from entering town
Kenya celebrates Obama’s victory
Nov. 4: NBC’s Ron Mott reports on the celebration in Kismu, Kenya, hometown
to Barack Obama’s grandmother.
NBC News
updated 1:39 a.m. ET, Wed., Nov. 5, 2008
KOGELO, Kenya - Barack Obama’s Kenyan family erupted in cheers Wednesday, singing “we are going to the White House!” as Obama became the first African-American elected president.
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Nov 06 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: attitude, beacon, belief, bell, bird, cemetery, companion, couple, dad, faith, family, father, focus, friends, friendship, funeral, ghost, husband, inspiration, language, life, light, loss, love, man, message, moment, obituary, partner, praise, sound, spirit, spouse, surprise, thought, time, voice, wife, wishes, woman, words
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All stories copyright 2008 Bob Perks
Today’s message:
“After words”
By Bob Perks
..
Maybe it’s just me.
Maybe I have been trying so hard to focus on
life’s details that I’ve begun missing the obvious.
I was speaking about a friend of mine who had passed
away a while ago. Sitting with some friends who knew him
we began to share our own personal stories.
One by one, we each praised this guy for his friendly
good-nature and loving ways.
“He was such a good friend.”
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Nov 06 2008