Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, beauty, butt, car, companion, couple, doctor, funny, gift, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, money, mother, parent, partner, present, secret, smiles, spouse, wife, woman, youth
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
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Nov 07 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, dumb, employee, employer, fool, funny, hilarious, humor, husband, idiot, job, jokes, laughter, man, manager, marriage, money, smiles, spouse, task, voice, woman, work
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married
men.
Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?“
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Nov 07 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: captain, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, plane, smiles, woman
Fifteen minutes into the flight from delhi to kolkata, the captain announced, ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.
Thirty minutes later the captain announced, one more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry. We can fly just fine on two engines.
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Nov 07 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: care, coffee, community, friends, friendship, goodness, gratitude, humanity, job, kindness, life, listening, love, man, money, nation, neighbor, neighborhood, peace, restaurant, society, woman, work
To one person, it’s a cup of coffee; to another, it’s a gesture of goodwill.
BY: Ivory Harlow
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I serve coffee at a counter-style diner in Texas. I often see a look of isolation in my customers’ eyes. They come in the front door, wander to the counter, pick up the menu and look around the diner for something they can’t short-order: a connection.
In an age of online chat, online shopping and even online school, it’s no wonder people come into the diner starving for human connection. Most of my customers can remember a time when the milkman came to their front door. As I serve up their eggs and bacon, they offer updates on their grandchildren. They ask me about the happenings in my life.
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Nov 07 2008
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!".
Tags: deed, God, guidance, job, kindness, language, life, Lord, love, needs, obedience, prayer, sacrifice, task, time, today, words, work
Lord, for tomorrow and its needs,
I do not pray;
Keep me, my God, from stain of sin
Just for today.Let me both diligently work,
And duly pray.
Let me be kind in word and deed,
Just for today. Read More
Nov 07 2008
