Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: actions, attitude, behavior, bike, birthday, child, church, dinner, funny, gift, hilarious, home, House, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, letter, Little Bobby, man, Mathematics, mother, needs, parent, pastor, preacher, present, priest, road, school, sermon, smiles, Sunday, time, travel, vehicle, woman
Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
“Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Bobby’s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: baby, child, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, mother, parent, short, smiles, woman
A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in your tummy?”
Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, computer, funny, heart, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, life, money, online, smiles, tips, woman
Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, champagne, couple, drunk, funny, gin, hilarious, humor, husband, job, jokes, laughter, liquor, rum, scotch, smiles, spouse, television, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine, work
Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.’
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, car, champagne, church, drunk, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, rum, smiles, Sunday, tequila, traffic, whiskey, wine
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: funny, jokes, man, short, woman
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
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Nov 08 2008