EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY

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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.
‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied.
‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.’
It’s these breasts you have given me.  The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.  
 
They’re a real pain,’ reported Eve.
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