I’ll have a scotch and soda..

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Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

Drunken man

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”

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Only for hot guys and girls…

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If you are HOT… then scroll down to enjoy…
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Wait a second

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A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord: “God, what does a million years mean to you?”

The Lord replies
: “A second.”

The man asks: “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”

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Knock Out Fat

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8 Ways to Knock Out Fat

Mario Lopez, author of Knockout Fitness (Rodale, 2008), answers readers’ questions about shaping up and slimming down.

 

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Smiling man with smoothie // © Fancy/Photolibrary

 

 

8 Ways to Knock Out Fat

Q: Should I eat a huge meal after working out to capitalize on my super-charged metabolism?

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Keeping your job….!

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Keeping your job in a tough economy

Posted Nov 07 2008, 04:25 PM by Karen Datko

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This guest post comes from Shadox at Money and Such:

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Mass layoffs are coming across corporate America, and while most of us will remain employed throughout the upcoming recession, millions of us may find ourselves out of a job. While in some cases entire divisions or business units will be eliminated, basically leaving employees no way to escape the axe, in many other cases layoffs will be more surgical affairs, such as a 10% companywide reduction in force.

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I am here to tell you that such layoffs are not random. In layoffs of this nature, the people who are let go are picked very carefully. In fact, most bosses worth their salt already have a plan in their heads about whom they will let go if they are asked to cut their team.

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Obama visits White House….

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Obama visits White House, meets with Bush

 

Image: President Bush and Barack Obama in Oval Office

Eric Draper / The White House
President George W. Bush and President-elect Barack Obama meet in the Oval Office
of the White House Monday.

msnbc.com news services

updated 3:20 p.m. ET, Mon., Nov. 10, 2008

WASHINGTON - President-elect Obama and President Bush met in the Oval Office Monday, a visit that lasted just about an hour and came during a historic shifting of power to a new administration.

Bush and first lady Laura Bush greeted Obama and his wife, Michelle, who arrived 11 minutes early on a sunny fall day with moderate temperatures and colorful but fading autumn leaves.

The Bushes then escorted the Obamas into the Executive Mansion, which they’ll call home in a little more than two months.

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