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Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately, “Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a
scotch and soda.”
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