Smart way to sleep at work

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Getting Guaranteed Promotion

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10 Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without Any Hard Work

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

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People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy

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2008 CMA AWARDS: RED CARPET

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“true role model”

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Laura Bush (© Stephen Lovekin/WireImage.com)


Michelle Obama recently said she will take cues from Laura Bush’s “calm, rational” approach to being first lady. She’s not the only fan: Laura Bush has maintained consistently high approval ratings during the past eight years.


Books, movies and search show our fascination with her. She is the subject of two biographies (this one and this one), and if current rumors are true, she may seal a book deal for her memoirs well before her husband does.In September, this racy book loosely based on her life hit the shelves. The author, a self-described “flaming liberal,” says Bush is a “true role model” and that there is no public figure she admires more. Read More

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A Cowboy’s Advice

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Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Marry a person you love to talk with. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

When you say, “I love you,” mean it.

When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.

Believe in love at first sight, but…

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt some but it’s the only way to live life completely.

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Play On Words…

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- If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.

- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any

more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one

you’ve never tried before.

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