- If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any
more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you’ve never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with
a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that
life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably
need the trip.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of checks.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other
parts feel so good.
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