Beware of Dog

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Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a

sign reading, “Danger! Beware of Dog” posted on the glass

door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep

on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, “Is that the dog folks are

supposed to beware of?”


 
“Yep, that’s him,” he replied.

The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly

doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world

would you post that sign?”

“Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign,

people kept tripping over him.”

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