Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: bank, funny, jokes, short
With only two tellers working at the bank, the lineI was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited,
I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date,
I turned and asked the woman behind me.
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: grace, quotes, today
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, destination, dog, eyes, fool, funny, highway, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, language, laughter, legs, moron, path, perception, redhead, road, short, smiles, sound, stupid, travel, vision, voice, words
A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde and says, “Poor thing look at the dog with one eye.”
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: children, doctor, funny, hilarious, jokes, man, parents, woman
There were two brothers aged 12 & 8. They were so naughty that people always complain to their parents about them. Their parents became very fed-up and took them to the mental doctor.
First, Doctor called the 12 year old boy and asked him, “Tell me where is God?” The boy kept silent. The doctor again with a loud voice asked him, “Tell me where is God?”.
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, leftovers, Thanksgiving, turkey
Turkey Season
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom. Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.
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Nov 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: dinner, funny, hilarious, jokes, Thanksgiving
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
3. Your after dinner moans are loud enough to signal Dr. Kevorkian
4. The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12′ boat !
5. The potatoes you used set off another famine in Ireland
6. You get grass stains on your butt after a walk, but never sat down
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Nov 29 2008