Net Miles Of Smiles

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying.

To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”

The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to
indicate

how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled
and said, 

 
“Mark has only sixteen chapters.

I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”