Posted: under Daily Quotes.
Tags: age, compassion, elderly, journey, life, love, quotes, seniors, strength, sympathy, today, tolerance, touch, youth
How far you go in life depends on you being tender
with the young, compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak
and the strong. Because someday in life you will have
been all of these.
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- George Washington Carver
Dec 01 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, stuffing, Thanksgiving, turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister
is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that
she needed something from the store.When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it
into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
the bird(s) back in the oven.
