Net Miles Of Smiles

Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.
Aren’t I cute? Now leave me alone.
–Ann

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I’ve always loved the Christmas Feast.
I’ve heard this year it’s ham.
Too bad I’ve other plans this time.
Love, Your Pot-bellied Pig named Sam.
–Ed

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From Your Parrot
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Jingle bells! Jingle bells…
–Kevin…You feed, pet and house me.
And I love you for that.
But stop calling me your “kid.”
I’m just a stupid cat.
–Brian

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I want to say I love you,
Before anything could spoil it.
So don’t look in the living room
That new carpet? I just soiled it.
–John

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As watchman-cat, I’ve done my job,
The house is safe once more.
That shiny stuff that stormed the tree
Is dead now on the floor.
–Larry

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We, your cats, at Christmas say,
Thanks for caring for us each day.
We love this season, all green and red,
And by the way, the hamster’s dead.
–Peter

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Today’s Funny Quote:

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.

Mother took me to see him in a department store

and he asked for my autograph.
–Shirley Temple

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