Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: child, computer, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, online, parent, short, smiles, woman
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long.
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, compassion, desire, dream, family, friends, God, humor, husband, inspiration, language, life, love, pool, wife, words
The daughter of comedian Groucho Marx was once denied admittance to an
exclusive country club swimming pool with her friends because she and
her family were not members. Realizing what had happened, embarrassed
officials sent the Marx family an apology and an application to join.
Groucho declined the invitation with the comment, “I wouldn’t want to
belong to any club that would have me as a member.”
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: christmas, funny, hilarious, jokes
Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a
lot this year. (This happens when you combine a headstrong
two-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young
adolescent.) Sarah’s parents, trying to take advantage of
her newfound interest in Santa Claus, reminded the
two-year-old that Santa was watching and doesn’t like it
when children fight. This had little impact.