Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: cop, funny, jokes, police, sheriff, short
A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the man replied.
“You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained.
“But I did slow down!” the guy argued. The cop shook his head. “You are required to stop. That’s why they’re called stop signs.”
The man started to get belligerent. “Stop, slow down – what’s the difference?”
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Jan 15 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, black, blacks, color, duty, fart, flight, fool, fragrance, funny, girl, hilarious, humor, idea, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, moron, odor, passenger, perfume, plane, president, scent, smiles, stranger, task, thought, White House, words, work, youth
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly
and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I
don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are black, do you think
that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?”
and he smiles.
Jan 15 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: inspiration, lessons, link, strength, video
ONE VERY INSPIRATIONAL VIDEO, SEVERAL LESSONS !
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Are you having a bad day?
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Stop complaining and watch this…
> >> You will be inspired!
> >>
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> http://www.maniacworld.com/are-you-going-to-finish-strong.html
>
Jan 15 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: America, compassion, courage, dignity, dream, earth, education, equality, faith, forgiveness, freedom, heart, holidays, humanity, humility, inspiration, justice, leaders, legacy, life, love, man, Martin Luther King, nation, peace, power, principle, scripture, servant, service, spirit, tolerance, tribute, truth, unity, values, victory, vision, woman, world
“It’s LOVE that make the world go ’round . . . !”
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If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
~ Martin Luther King, Jr
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“…whosoever will be great among you shall be your servant; and whosoever among you will be the first shall be the servant of all.”
Mark 9:35
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The Meaning of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Holiday
Coretta Scott King
for The King Center
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The Martin Luther King, Jr. Holiday celebrates the life and legacy of a man who brought hope and healing to America. We commemorate as well the timeless values he taught us through his example — the values of courage, truth, justice, compassion, dignity, humility and service that so radiantly defined Dr. King’s character and empowered his leadership. On this holiday, we commemorate the universal, unconditional love, forgiveness and nonviolence that empowered his revolutionary spirit.
Jan 15 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: achievement, adventure, America, children, commitment, compassion, dignity, dream, election, encouragement, family, first lady, fulfilment, happiness, inspiration, letter, life, love, nation, photos, politics, president, smiles, United States, White House, wish, world
Obama tells daughters he ran for president for them, all children.
Thu Jan 15, 10:35 am ET
AFP/File – US president-elect Barack Obama (L) with his daughters Malia(C) and Sasha on vacation in 2008. In an …
WASHINGTON (AFP) – In an open letter to his young daughters, US president-elect Barack Obama said Thursday that he entered the race for the White House “because of what I want for you and for every child in this nation.”
“When I was a young man, I thought life was all about me — about how I’d make my way in the world, become successful, and get the things I want. But then the two of you came into my world,” Obama said in the letter published in Parade magazine, a weekend newspaper color supplement.
“I realized that my own life wouldn’t count for much unless I was able to ensure that you had every opportunity for happiness and fulfilment in yours. In the end, girls, that’s why I ran for President: because of what I want for you and for every child in this nation,” wrote the soon-to-be Dad-in-chief.
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Jan 15 2009
