Apology Letter from the Wife

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 I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I 

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

 The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your car.

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Lesson in Observation

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A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on ‘Observation’. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. “This”, he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste.”
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.

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