Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: doctor, funny, hilarious, jokes, lawyer
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years.”
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Jan 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: argument, cemetery, companion, couple, dinner, funny, ghost, golf, hand, hands, hilarious, husband, jokes, language, marriage, obituary, partner, photos, sleep, sound, spouse, surprise, tool, tools, wife, words
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUBBIE: “Definitely not!”
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WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUBBIE: “Of course I do.”
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WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUBBIE: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
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WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).
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Jan 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, lawyer, man, wife
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food.” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then.”
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Jan 22 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes
A blonde walked into a hairdresser with headphones on and said to the hairdresser, “Do anything with my hair, but don’t take the earphones off”.
So the hairdresser started to cut but was finding it pretty difficult, so he thinks “What could happen if I took the headphones off?”, and he took them off. The blonde dropped dead straight away.
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Jan 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: funny, hilarious, jokes, library, president
Dear Fellow Constituent:
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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and is accepting donations. The Library will include…
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1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, Capitol, happiness, inauguration, joy, nation, parade, photos, politics, president, smiles, vice-president, Washington, White House, wife
U.S. Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill Biden acknowledge someone in the crowd as they walk from the Capitol to the White House during the inaugural parade in
Jan 22 2009