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WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUBBIE: “Definitely not!”
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WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUBBIE: “Of course I do.”
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WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUBBIE: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
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WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).
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WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUBBIE: “Where else would we sleep?”
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WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUBBIE: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
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WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUBBIE: “No, she’s left-handed.”
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WIFE: — silence –
HUBBIE: “UH-OH.”
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