My lost dog
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: computer, dog, funny, hilarious, internet, jokes, message
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Jan 23 2009
The World’s Easiest Quiz
Posted: under Games.
Tags: age, celebration, Chinese, color, country, earth, exam, fun, funtime, future, game, island, King, man, queen, quiz, Russian, smiles, test, war, wish, woman, world
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
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PAGE DOWN TO FIND THE ANSWERS. NO CHEATING!
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Jan 23 2009
Heavy letter
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: fool, funny, humor, idiot, jokes, laughter, letter, man, short, smiles, woman
Post Master in a post office told a woman,”You have to put another stamp on this letter as it is too heavy.
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Jan 23 2009
Breast Stroke
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes, woman
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
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Jan 23 2009
Novel reading cat
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Tags: cat, funny, humor, jokes, language, laughter, novel, short, smiles, words
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Jan 23 2009
McDonalds Job Application
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Tags: abroad, achievement, age, award, awards, car, check, day, duty, education, employee, employer, environment, era, exam, fire, foreign, funds, funny, hilarious, history, humor, job, jokes, knowledge, labor, laughter, license, model, money, overseas, period, reason, skill, skills, smiles, suit, super model, task, test, time, vehicle, wealth, winner, work
This is an actual job application!
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NAME: Greg Bulmash
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DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
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DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
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EDUCATION: Yes.
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LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
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SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
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Jan 23 2009