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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying “Guns don’t kill people. I
do.”
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic
light?
A: The color.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a d—head all day long.
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