Grammy Awards
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Tags: awards, celebrity, fashion, grammy, photos, smiles, style
Confucius Say
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Tags: aroma, butt, car, cat, companion, couple, crabs, dog, elevator, fart, fish, fragrance, funny, game, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, man, money, odor, partner, perfume, rectum, scent, sex, smiles, sports, spouse, traffic, vehicle, war, wife, words
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Feb 10 20092009 Red Carpet
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Tags: awards, celebrity, fashion, grammy, guest, photos, red carpet, smiles, style
Spanish Words of the Day
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Tags: accident, bishop, body, bridge, butt, car, check, cheese, chicken, children, citizen, citizens, club, companion, couple, day, destination, dialect, family, fat, fats, flight, food, friends, friendship, funds, funny, highway, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, lake, language, laughter, license, lottery, meal, meat, money, ocean, partner, passenger, path, patois, phone, play, pond, pool, Professor, prostitute, reading, rectum, rivers, road, sea, sex, sleep, smiles, Spanish, spouse, stairs, stairwell, stream, teacher, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, tutor, vehicle, vernacular, water, whore, wife, words
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
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2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
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3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
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4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
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