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1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
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2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
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3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
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4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
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5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
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6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
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7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
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8. *Chicken *
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
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9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry wheelchair
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10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
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11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey harassment nothing to me.
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12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
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13 *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
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