Unhappy Valentine’s Day

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Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.

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You Are Beautiful!

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“ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU ARE LOVED”

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Valentine’s Day Lawyer

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

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Interpreting Dreams

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight.” he said.

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A Valentine From Jesus

Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
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I love you. 

You are mine. 

Your name is written upon My heart. 

Your prayers are precious to Me.

 Your life is in My hands. 

I am always with you.

 I am nearer to you than your own heart.

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Redneck Love Poem

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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

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PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

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