Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: African-American, beauty, Bubba, business, eyes, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, indian, job, jokes, journey, language, laughter, man, money, Native American, penis, plane, Professor, redneck, road, sex, smiles, task, teacher, travel, trip, vacation, woman, words, work
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
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Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago”.
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Feb 20 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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At age 4, success is………………not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is………………having friends.
At age 20, success is………………having sex.
At age 35, success is………………making money.
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Feb 20 2009
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
Tags: children, family, food, friends, hug, husband, life, love, man, smiles, thought, wife, woman
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: angel, blessings, car, child, companion, couple, faith, family, friends, God, gratitude, guidance, hands, husband, inspiration, life, partner, prayer, spouse, thankfulness, time, touch, traffic, trip, truck, trust, truth, vehicle, wife
The Hand Of God
Hello my friends, this is a story about something that happened to me back in 1972. I just thought you might like to know that there is a God and there are Angels out there watching over us. God Bless you all.
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This happened to us (my wife and child, and myself) in 1972, while driving over the mountains from Milton-Freewater, Oregon to Fossil, Oregon, going on a weekend trip to see my dad. As we approached the Camas creek bridge which runs in an arc from right to left about 300 feet across, there were two logging trucks, loaded, racing side by side on this bridge and when I saw them it was too late and I had no place to go.
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Feb 20 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: abundance, achievement, address, belief, blessings, community, faith, favor, God, gratitude, home, House, inspiration, journey, life, opportunities, persistence, potential, prosperity, road, success, thankfulness, travel
Can’t remember if I told you all, but:
I have moved out from 1 Beggars Alley, located at 2 Poverty Lane at the corner of Bleak and Buster Circle. As of today, I have a brand new home.
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My new address is: Living Well on 3 Abundance Drive, located at the corner of Blessings Street and Prosperity Peak. No longer! will I allow my self to travel on Begging Peter to pay off Paul route, located at a dead end intersection called I Don’t Have, it connects with Borrowers Junction.
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Feb 20 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: appreciation, attitude, encouragement, God, happiness, information, inspiration, joy, life, listening, message, pearls, plan, satisfaction, spirit, understanding, wisdom, wishes
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Perks Pearl of Wisdom
“Motion does not prove you
are going places. Walking in
a circle gets you nowhere accept
back to where you started and very
dizzy.”
Bob Perks
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All stories copyright 2009 Bob Perks
Today’s message:
“Four things”
By Bob Perks
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I wondered why it rained when sun was what
I needed. Then I realized the rain washed
away the dust that settled so easily on me
as I had recently taken to standing still.
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I wondered why life seemed to pass me by.
Then I realized I was not living, just
simply existing. Living requires participation.
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Feb 20 2009
